Further proof vegetables are EVIL!
- By John S
- Published 07/22/2008
If you look at the latest headline "How Salmonella Investigation Shifted To Jalapeno at http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92768085&ft=1&f=1003 " it is further proof that vegetables are in fact the work of the devil. First they say tomatoes are bad, now peppers, it's only a matter of time before their evil cousins brussel sprouts and aspargus show their true intent and start poisoning more innocent people. Let this be a lesson dear old mom when I say "Yes, in fact eating my vegetables WILL kill me."
(All joking aside please make sure that you stay current with this on going investigation especially if you live with children or the elderly.)
(All joking aside please make sure that you stay current with this on going investigation especially if you live with children or the elderly.)
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Comments
Comment #1 (Posted by Charles)
Everything can kill you nowadays. Just eat what you want and die satisfied. Fish is good. Fish is bad. Carbs are good. Carbs are bad. The bottom line is that we are all dying of life so you may as well live while you can and screw the worry-warts. They must be a miserable lot, constantly worried about crap.
Comment #2 (Posted by Jolly Green Giant)
Vegetables aren't bad, anymore than money but rather, those who "mis-handle" it can be the "bad apples" in the bunch. Carrots are good, unless you're too old to chew them completely and you choke on a piece of a carrot. Having too few vegetables and mostly "junk" food will make you turn greener than the vegetable you might disdain.
My 89-year old mother got anemic when she would eat very little, like crackers and cheese rather than vegetables and meats. Once she started eating healthily, her anemia vanished and she regained youthful energy.
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