Ah! The fascinating world of discount shopping! Who knew what fantastic things can be had so cheaply? And while certainly not my weekend haunt, but away from my home and desperately needing some shaving razors---I decided to go and purchase some. I was so captivated by what I saw that I could not but help to document it in photo-essay form. They're not really in any particular order, but I'll try to ascribe some significance to each:
Pulling up in front of the store where the beautiful people are on parade, swathed in my layers of cashmere, I wondered if they thought I was an alien: "have you seen the well-to-do up and down Fifth Avenue? On that famous thorofare, with their noses in the air....."

Head wear for the pimpin' playa...

Or hair for those without...

Ginormous granny-panties for only three dollars! A bargain!

Ladies on the makeup aisle, intent on discovering a long-wearing yet light foundation that will change their lives forever......Good luck!

Picking up prescriptions at the pharmacy. "Hey, do you give out samples?"

A technological miracle! Never again! Never again!

I don't know what was on this aisle, but they seemed very intent on whatever it was...

I love this: "painful, BURNING itch?"...and "moist again". Moisture is good.

"Sweet N Fresh"---the super value four pack...just in case you really have a problem. Eccch.

Checking out the LaPerla.....ooops! Wrong store!

A close up demonstrating the obvious quality of this garment...

The thong rack. They looked very pawed over.

These three were shopping together in the lingerie section. My thought is this: if you wear $3 panties made out of synthetic fabric, you will probably need those products I highlighted above.