After half a century and hours of schooling, an accumulated education in Florida, Georgia, Massachusetts and Michigan, I have a enough knowledge to be dangerous. Current resident in the Sand Hills of North Carolina, devoted to my family and my faith, I serve in image marketing and advertising with Tall Man Promotions. ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did
the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'